Thursday, September 2, 2010

Kayne will crawl further up his own ass.

Kanye West is going to be a movie star. He'll need to get a double wide trailer.

Maybe we can get Xibitz on the case and pimp his trailer.

"Yo Kayne, I heard that you love yourself, so we built a trailer using organic meat that we grew in a lab using your DNA, the trailer is actually you! You like that man??"
X will ask. "Here this is how you get in... you crawl in this little brown/pink door in the back."

Thursday, August 26, 2010

I am going to bust out my quill. I feel that I post too much in my Facebook feed. This has lead to me being hidden. I don't want that, it doesn't settle in my tummy well. I am ever a critic of Facebook, I will be weening myself off of the news feed.


Set your receivers,
Stay tuned




Wesley Frew

Friday, May 28, 2010

Until The Light Takes US



I am just trying to post on this blog more and more and more. My mid-day ramblings are the blog stream to my consciousness, it thinks and tinkers with my mind. Leave me alone long enouph and I will create a mess. The mess will be a kludgy masterpiece of one thing or another.


Now that is said, I wanted to write how excited I am to be moving to Toronto. I need to pack a bit more still and there is a fair bit of laundry to do today. I have been listening to techno in my headphones all morning while my girlfriend looks for references for a job. She lost the e-mails that she needed but she found them on her computer. She frequently asks my opinion and advice on tactical measures when applying for a job but I feel that she doesn't trust my opinion because of lack of white collar exsperience.

My collar is a rainbow. My advice is golden.



Enjoy this downloadable Mp3

Ascii.Disko - Until The Light Takes Us (from Stay Gold Forever Gold)

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Sunday, May 23, 2010

It's a fast driving rave up

I was pleasently suprised to see that one of my newer favorite bands gave props to one of my older favorite bands. It was almost as cool as the time Kid606 had a tour called "...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Pregnancies"



The Dandy Warhols - Finale: It's A Fast Driving Rave Up With The Dandy Warhols
A Place To Bury Strangers - It's A Fast Driving Rave Up With A Place To Bury Strangers

Friday, May 21, 2010

Watch your purchases.



Well, I started rolling my pennies today. I had a lot. I had save a small fortune of change in the last year. It seems that it is easier to save money when it is smaller and shovable into a slot. Any slot is good but preferably, I would suggest shoving your coins into a slot that has a accessable reservoir. I used the scotch tin from first single malt that I purchased. I don't drink scotch any longer, in fact I don't drink any longer. Time certainly does fly by doesn't? Not long ago I was saving my pennies to buy fancy scotches , now I am rolling my pennies to just have a bit of money. The taste of being poor is much less peaty.

My complaint doesn't lye in the fashion of banking that I use, although my interest rate is terrible. I am very upset about dollar store coin rolls.

I purchased a bag that had all "penny" rolls, this fulfilled my need for all my pennies, and then some. I only had $9 in pennies to roll. That is <9000 href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI">nerds. Another bag was acquired by me that was supposed to have a random selection of rolls to roll all of my nickels and Dimes. I had many nickels and Dimes. The pissing thing is that there were only four nickel rolls, enough to suit my needs, as I only had $8 in nickels, but there was only one fucking dime roll. I had many dimes and I could not roll them. I have a pile of dimes and many useless fucking rolls. The random bag came with nine rolls for twoonies, and two rolls for loonies. Granted that it is easy to save these coins just the same but I need to roll my fucking dimes.


There is no message in this text, I have no suggestion for the dollar store to better bag their cheap coin rolls, I should have looked. It was my own fault but I am pissed because it just makes me feel poor for not having enough twoonies.


Assholes.


(P.S. Enjoy this song that I created, love it and share it please.)



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Text on the flag


What is a flag? What does it mean to you? There are many types of flags. Some flags such as Nautical Flags mean very specific things. Such as the Jolly Roger. It is meant to invoke terror and warning. A white flag means surrender or an announcement that there is no threat. These flags generally don't deceive and for there effectiveness to hold true they are generally not misused. National Flags are a bit different because they can mean very different things to different people. A national flag can unite us as quickly as a political issue can divide us. It is symbolic and very shallow in its solidarity. Sometimes the position of a flag can imply great feelings. When the U.S. Marine Corps Color Guard accidentally flew the Canadian flag upside down at Game 2 of the 1992 World Series a wave ran through Canada of great insult. Surely no harm was intended but the country unified in being insulted. A flag flown at half-mast is sign of mourning, respect or distress. The position of a flag can mean other specific things. A flag set on fire represents passion and usually hatred.


These flags reflect open and closed swimming area.
Can you guess which means which?
The flag of Canada is of special importance to me because I am Canadian. It means so much to me. It stands to say that what it means to mean may mean nothing to you. And you may or may not be Canadian too.

I am going to get a little theatrical now.

Does this:


Represent this:

Does he represent the same things that you think Canada stands for? That could be yes or no. I am not going to bridge out a bit more.

Does this:


Represent any of these to you:







Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Revolution in Iran.
Environmental Graffiti had a wonderful retelling of the story last year. There is expected to be millions of youth take to the streets in protest to fight more greater freedoms. Don't get me wrong at all, I am love Iranian culture and don't think my ideals need to be everyone or anyones ideals. But I am not down with Governments that steel democratic elections and execute activists. (Hell ya I'm sourcing Taiwanese News!) My point is this. Don't be scared of a nation. Just look at the ideological sections of it. Think for yourself. Question Authority.

Does this:

Represent this:

or does this:

represent this to you:


Whatever you think or don't think about these flags they surly mean many different things to many different people. Many different hearts and many different minds. You surly noticed that I only used flags and people. The leaders leading armies. Banging drums alongside soldiers marching. Not to war but to silence the youth. Squelch the lives of families that suffer under flags, not just these ones. Silence the opposition. Confuse the masses, create fear and chaos and the devil will keep on. The people that try to make the danger go away know only too well that devil never goes away. The devil and you can only walk side by side until you stop walking. Until you die or give up. Giving up isn't much the devil doesn't stop but he only wins if you give up.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Thoughts

I took this from YipJump

  1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
  2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
  3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  4. I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
  5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
  6. That’s enough, Nickelback.
  7. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  8. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
  9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
  10. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
  11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
  12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
  13. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  15. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  16. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
  17. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
  18. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  19. Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
  20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  21. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
  22. My brother’s Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, “Cuz we beat you, and you hate us.” Classy, bro.
  23. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
  24. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
  25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
  26. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”
  27. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
  28. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.
  29. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  30. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  31. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
  32. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
  33. I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”
  34. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  35. Bad decisions make good stories
  36. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!
  37. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
  38. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
  39. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
  40. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
  41. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
  42. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
  43. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  44. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
  45. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’
  46. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  47. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  48. When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
  49. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
  50. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…
  51. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  52. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
  53. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
  54. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  55. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
  56. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
  57. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
  58. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
  59. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
  60. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  61. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
  62. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.